– 03.14.08 Are you kidding me? This is not the false report I would have expected from Rozita. Rozita would have called and said my flat screen is missing or someone stole my thousand dollar packs of weave (#34 spanish wave). But this right here, is all the way wrong.
Ofcourse, our second theory is that she was a black woman scorned. We’ve all seen Waiting to Exhale and when a black woman gets mad, it ain’t nothing nice. How much do you want to bet that Rozita was trying to get down with one of the LDS husbands until she found out that he was married…six times. That’s when she decided to set it off. I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Rozita ( on the phone, angry): You didn’t tell me about Stacey, Betty, Katie, Casey, Renae, Tammy, Tonya, Tracey, Amy, Marie, Donna… or the kids. You said you were getting a divorce, that you were going to marry me!
Joe: Umm, I did get a divorce…from Ann and I do want to marry you. I want you to be one of my wives.
Rozita (cackling like a mad woman): Who the hell do you think you are? I need to be the only one. This is some bullsh*t. You cheatin’ bastard…I’ll show you (click).
(Rozita hangs up and immediately dials 911…)
I am so embarassed and upset and I am praying that the allegations aren’t true and it really wasn’t her. But until such has been confirmed, imma need her turn in her RACE card stat. And since her first name is latino sounding, imma need her to get her some #34 spanish wave yaki and gone on and start telling people she is latino. Doesn’t she know Barack is running for president? Hell, Wesley Snipes has yet to be sentenced, how is this going to impact his case. We just can’t afford to have random black people making false reports at such crucial times in our nation’s history.
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