Cougars Are On Set

So if u haven’t heard, a wild cougar was shot and killed in a Chicago 
recently. Now, it seems that ol’ Chuck the Cougar (good name for a 
wayward animal, huh?) came to Chi-town from South Dakota with a homie????  
**skreetch**

We can’t make stuff like this this up and imma give u about 2 minutes to 
make up your own damn jokes…waiting, humming, waiting….Whistling…
okay…moving on…

So, Chuck and his ace decide they are leaving the sticks for big city 
dreams. Here are some thoughts from the REAL FUNNY STAFF:
1. Who wouldn’t want to leave South Dakota for Chicago?
2. Chuck and his boy were in the cougar protection program and was 
seeking refuge at Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo
3. They wanted to see why Harold and Kumar were all thirsty over 
some damn Whitecastle’s?

At some point during their visit, the cougars were spotted at the 
commuter train station. I ain’t shocked, its a long damn way from 
South Dakota! The glitch came when the humans got all scared and 
they had to go undercover in a neighborhood. Chuck’s plan was to 
play like a cat and get some friskies. Let’s take a look:
Chuck:  “I got to be convincing…lemme try this meowing thang….
        “Meee-arghhh!!!” Damn, that don’t sound right and it was loud 
         as hell. Oh no, our cover is blown! Too many people out hear 
         paying attention!  I knew I should have headed to the Southside!  
         Ain’t nobody concerned about what goes on there? Dawg, let’s 
         split up and if I don’t make it, let the homies know I went out 
         like a gangsta!”

RF Staff are sad to report, he ain’t make it…unidentified homie is 
still on loose!