SICK and TIRED

 

Have you ever called in sick just because you did not feel like dealing with the madness that comes with your real job?  Most of us will at least try to fake an illness of some sort, but the Real Funny staff decided to take this to the next level and presents…12 creative execuses to help you get the day off.

 

 

1)      Call in and tell your boss that you have the Ebola virus and the doctor told you that everyone you came in contact with must get tested.  *note: adding the last part will help you get your friends out of work too…nobody wants to play a round of golf by themselves. J

 

2)      Tell your secretary that you will not be able to make it to work because you are currently being chased by five police cars and a helicopter, but you know you will win because you have a lifetime supply of water and jerky and the astronaut diapers are going to put you over the top!

 

3)      You suddenly started seeing dead people and they are telling you to stay at home

 

4)      You are scheduled for an execution by lethal injection for today in light of the fact that the Supreme Court refused to abolish the death penalty.

 

5)      Have your friend call your office with a computerized voice and announce that they are the TTY operator and you suddenly went deaf

 

6)      Tell your boss you can’t find your job anymore so you won’t be in.

 

7)      Tell your boss that you lost your house and won’t be in until you find it again.

 

      Have your friend call and let your boss know that you are on Oceanic flight 815 and you are completely caught up until 2010.

 

9)      Here’s a way to redact a call in:  Tell your secretary that you were going to take the day off, but Myanmar decided they did not want our help.

 

10)   You woke up with no more hair on your body.

 

11)  You got a part in a Lint Pocket productions.

 

12)  You made it to American Idol.