One of our lovely real funny staff members just found out she was expecting. While we were all jumping for joy on the outside and secretly scared on the inside, we decided to add our touch to….what to do when you find out your pregnant!
1. What happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas! (That’s how you got in this situation!)
2. Narrow down list of fathers to three
3. Learn about child support laws in your state
4. Write Halle B, Angelina J., and Jessica A and see if you can borrow their maternity clothes (’cause we all know maternity gear is wack!)
5. Find an addiction support program
6. Identify two foster families just in case you snap crazy
7. Have sex with guys that you have secretly liked without fear of pregnany
8. Go off on all the folks you have wanted to yell at for years
9. Get yourself together so baby does not end up crazy like you
Smooch!
realfunnystaff
philgoode
shanmoore
Congrats!