Pregnancy Humor

One of our lovely real funny staff members just found out she was expecting.  While we were all jumping for joy on the outside and secretly scared on the inside, we decided to add our touch to….what to do when you find out your pregnant!
1.  What happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas! (That’s [...]

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PUERTO RICO…WHAT?

 
Hillary Clinton won the Puerto Rico Primary toda-..er…excuse me? What did you just say?
You don’t give a hot damn?
A rat’s ass…even?
Why?
Oh…you mean the folks in the great commonwealth of Puerto Rico can’t vote in the General Election?
What??? You mean this doesn’t really matter in the long run?
 Wow. Thanks for the info. I have to report this [...]

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Fried rice, anyone?

CNN is reporting that Costco and Sam’s Club are limiting bulk rice purchases, due to U.S. futures hitting an all time high [Story].
The facts:
1) Apparently there is no rice shortage in the U.S, according to the U.S. rice federation.
2) Your average everyday consumer doesn’t buy a 120 pound bag of rice.
3) And GAS has hit [...]

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SICK and TIRED

 
Have you ever called in sick just because you did not feel like dealing with the madness that comes with your real job?  Most of us will at least try to fake an illness of some sort, but the Real Funny staff decided to take this to the next level and presents…12 creative execuses to [...]

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Homeless in Chicago

Have you ever paid close attention to the homeless folks asking for change?  I know you probably look at the grimy outfit and the shopping cart filled with garbage bags and a carburetor and keep it moving, but after this tale, you’ll be a little more leery.
 
I pass two homeless dudes on my daily commute [...]

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