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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ELIAN GONZALEZ? ['Member When Monday]

Posted in Politics, tagged , , , , , , on June 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I bet that was the question you were asking yourself when you woke up today, right after you found your shoes and that missing pair of black socks.
Well, have no fear, the real funny staff has done some investigating and guess what we found…young EG, kickin’ it in Cuba with his dad [story]. Elian enjoys long [...]

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PUERTO RICO…WHAT?

Posted in Bogus, Politics, Wack, tagged , , , , on June 1, 2008 | 1 Comment »

 
Hillary Clinton won the Puerto Rico Primary toda-..er…excuse me? What did you just say?
You don’t give a hot damn?
A rat’s ass…even?
Why?
Oh…you mean the folks in the great commonwealth of Puerto Rico can’t vote in the General Election?
What??? You mean this doesn’t really matter in the long run?
 Wow. Thanks for the info. I have to report this [...]

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AN OFFICIAL REAL FUNNY ENDORSEMENT

Posted in McCain, Politics, Uncategorized, tagged , , on May 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

The real funny staff has deliberated and debated about who to endorse during this election season. The debate has gotten so intense at times that we have had many staff members threaten to quit and some, who will remain nameless, threatened our lives. Thanks to a mediator (and a restraining order) we now have come [...]

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Tuesday Political Wrap-up (The Shallow Edition)

Posted in McCain, Obama, Politics, tagged , , on April 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Is it me…or does Bill Clinton look like he died a couple times and came back as a post-dryer fabric softener sheet?
I mean seriously, the man has aged like 10 million years since his presidency. When I see him behind Hilary on tv,  my first thought is, “I didn’t know moist towlettes had faces?” Furthermore, check [...]

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